Definitions by thatbitchstolemycookies!

flaming twinkie 

When a guy lights his penis on fire right before ejaculation.

Last night, Carl wanted me to light his dick on fire for a flaming Twinkie.

flaming twinkie by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 18, 2017

flaming twinkie 

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.

John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.

flaming twinkie by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017

krackojazz pills 

The most hardcore nonexistent drug that you can ask posers if they have tried it before and they will always respond with a yes.

Carly: So, have you had krackojazz pills before? I mean, its hard to get but you guys seem like you've been around the block before, am I right?
Katie: OMG YES i luv krackojazz pillz!

krackojazz pills by thatbitchstolemycookies! September 28, 2010

Eet 

verb: Refusing to eat broccoli on a Sunday morning.

(Often heard by Regina Spektor in a song called "Eet")

Jane's mom yelled at her daughter who was eeting right before they left for church that morning.

Eet by thatbitchstolemycookies! August 27, 2010

Muffin Hoe 

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

Muffin Hoe by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009