Muffin Punched 

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

Muffin Punched by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

Punched muffin by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

muffin puncher 

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

muffin puncher by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

muffin puncher 

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)

Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch

muffin puncher by It's Bobcat July 9, 2014

muffin snuggling pirate puncher 

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

muffin snuggling pirate puncher by Memesalad August 21, 2021