6 definitions by Scrabble Muffin Puncher

shop local

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 22, 2023

female pass

A woman friend, who cares about you and wants the best for you, updates your dating profile.

I monkeyed with my Hinge profile for months, and got mediocre results at best. Then I had Susie do a female pass for me. I was getting dates with quality women in no time.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher May 16, 2023

muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

Warm November

A bed wet by urine, usually found in the cool of the morning.

I was cold all night because I accidentally left the window open, but I awoke to a Warm November.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher October 11, 2016

Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 25, 2023