2 definitions by Scrabble Muffin Puncher

1

A bed wet by urine, usually found in the cool of the morning.

I was cold all night because I accidentally left the window open, but I awoke to a Warm November.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher October 11, 2016

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2

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 05, 2014

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