Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

Muffin Pump by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

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Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

Pump Muffin by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010

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honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

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pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

pumpkin muffin by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013

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muffinbumper

A refined and genteel reference to women who are of a lesbian persuasion.

Muffinbumper: I'm having a hard time finding a boyfriend because all the guys assume I'm a muffin bumper.

muffinbumper by boba poppas June 14, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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