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Pronounced 'mule-zing'

Anal with a gritty twist... the act of plunging into a heavily caked pre-shit ring. Traditionally done after breakfast, comes from the mixing of Museli and a good ream.


Man, had that sickly feeling I was muesling her arse... but didn't know for sure till I pulled out and found a grit of chocolate corn in my eye.
by Han' February 08, 2009
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