Muesling

Pronounced 'mule-zing'

Anal with a gritty twist... the act of plunging into a heavily caked pre-shit ring. Traditionally done after breakfast, comes from the mixing of Museli and a good ream.

Man, had that sickly feeling I was muesling her arse... but didn't know for sure till I pulled out and found a grit of chocolate corn in my eye.

Muesling by Han' February 8, 2009

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

maricopa mudslinger by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

crocodile mudslinger 

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

crocodile mudslinger by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

mudslinging 

The act on the part of two or more candidates or eligible people for a certain position of strength such as a political seat as just one example, to start throwing insults and accusations against the opposing party in order to make themselves look better by comparison.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in trying to get the Democratic nomination are resorting to low-brow, low blow mudslinging.

mudslinging by SEY January 24, 2008

muelling 

A form of mulling (over) a particularly difficult (or gruelling) decision, concept, or thought. Muelling is often but not exclusively performed by any person with the surname: Mueller, Moeller, Miller, Müller, and/or Möller. Muellers (not to be confused with the subset of all people with the surnames Mueller or Müller (disambiguation)) often exhibit the following symptoms while muelling: muttering under one's breath, feverished pacing, leaning head-first into walls or tall objects, muffled sobbing and/or gasping, and repetetive uttering of nonsensical words, phrases, or numbers aloud.

The root of the word can be traced back to when German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular track, spinning a large stone wheel over a slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.

Alex was last seen muelling over potential ways to propose to his girlfriend.

Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.

"Shiiit dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."

"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."

"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."

"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"

Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban dictionary.

muelling by flung fist February 15, 2019

California Mudslinger 

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

California Mudslinger by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

Texas Mudslinger 

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.

Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.

Texas Mudslinger by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011