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Definitions by bendovermeyers

a penis that stands erect at five inches or less
Look at that mans eddie! he must never get laid.
Eddie by bendovermeyers May 11, 2011

California Mudslinger 

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.
Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.