Muench

An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

by Imsparticus October 22, 2019

Muench

A man that knows his alcohol like a turtle knows its shell.

That guy over there is a real Muench. Man he knows how to party

by The really real realist January 8, 2017

muench

someone who knows how to handle their alcohol and is over all a cutiepie

That muench can handle his booze

by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007

muench

To spill, splash, or drip something, typically a food item, all over oneself, or one's belongings. Usually this spill brings about a stain.

I muenched my coffee all over my suit and my car." Or "I was carrying a huge platter of mexican food and muenched it all over myself when I tripped.

by A Tree Hugger March 14, 2011