Muench
An exceedingly large penis.
That mule is hung like a Muench.
Muench by Imsparticus October 22, 2019
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muench by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007
Related Words
muench • muenchow • bayern muenchen • Butt muenchousen by proxy • munch • muncher • munched • mench • munch box • munchables
muench
To spill, splash, or drip something, typically a food item, all over oneself, or one's belongings. Usually this spill brings about a stain.
I muenched my coffee all over my suit and my car." Or "I was carrying a huge platter of mexican food and muenched it all over myself when I tripped.
muench by A Tree Hugger March 14, 2011
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Muench by The really real realist January 8, 2017
dhurrie muncher
Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.
"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015
Munch the trunch
Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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