muenchow 

1. FAG

2. Very insecure person, usually with a hamster-like appearance.

3. World class pussy/douchebag.

4. Hamster-Man.

Man, the other day I was mackin hot pussy and some fuckin muenchow fucked it all up.

Dude I was at the pet store the other day and I saw this gnarly ass muenchow eatin' his own shit in the corner!!

muenchow by CMFG February 11, 2009

munchowser 

A gentleman who thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on a female. AKA Muching Box.

Belz is a world champion munchowser due to his swirling tounge technique.

munchowser by MarcD December 14, 2006

Butt muenchousen by proxy 

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents

Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.

Butt muenchousen by proxy by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020