Muench
An exceedingly large penis.
That mule is hung like a Muench.
Muench by Imsparticus October 22, 2019
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muench by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007
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muench
To spill, splash, or drip something, typically a food item, all over oneself, or one's belongings. Usually this spill brings about a stain.
I muenched my coffee all over my suit and my car." Or "I was carrying a huge platter of mexican food and muenched it all over myself when I tripped.
muench by A Tree Hugger March 14, 2011
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Muench by The really real realist January 8, 2017
dhurrie muncher
Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.
"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015
Munch the trunch
Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
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