Muench

An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

by Imsparticus October 22, 2019

muench

someone who knows how to handle their alcohol and is over all a cutiepie

That muench can handle his booze

by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007

muench

To spill, splash, or drip something, typically a food item, all over oneself, or one's belongings. Usually this spill brings about a stain.

I muenched my coffee all over my suit and my car." Or "I was carrying a huge platter of mexican food and muenched it all over myself when I tripped.

by A Tree Hugger March 14, 2011

Muench

A man that knows his alcohol like a turtle knows its shell.

That guy over there is a real Muench. Man he knows how to party

by The really real realist January 8, 2017

dhurrie muncher

Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.

"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."

Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021