Muench

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An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

Muench by Imsparticus October 22, 2019

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muench

someone who knows how to handle their alcohol and is over all a cutiepie

That muench can handle his booze

muench by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007

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muench

To spill, splash, or drip something, typically a food item, all over oneself, or one's belongings. Usually this spill brings about a stain.

I muenched my coffee all over my suit and my car." Or "I was carrying a huge platter of mexican food and muenched it all over myself when I tripped.

muench by A Tree Hugger March 14, 2011

Muench

A man that knows his alcohol like a turtle knows its shell.

That guy over there is a real Muench. Man he knows how to party

Muench by The really real realist January 8, 2017

dhurrie muncher

Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.

"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."

Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.

dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015

Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026