A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.
Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!
by alxorange July 9, 2012
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Someone who is into ass play (takes or gives).
That girl is so fine and she's a muddler.
by Santorum1 November 5, 2008
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A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!
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a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink
Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.
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A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.
Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream.
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The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010
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