Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!
by alxorange July 9, 2012
by Santorum1 November 5, 2008
A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
by NIHILER February 14, 2021
a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink
by BigPasta February 25, 2015
A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.
by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017
The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010