Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!
by alxorange July 11, 2012
Get the Muddlermug. by Santorum1 March 18, 2009
Get the Muddlermug. A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
by NIHILER February 13, 2021
Get the Muddler Fuckermug. a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink
by BigPasta February 24, 2015
Get the throat muddlermug. A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.
by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017
Get the tonsil muddlermug. The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010
Get the French Muddlermug. When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
Get the Cum muddlermug.