Mudcat

One fat black, ugly mumma of questionable background. Caution should be taken if approaching a suspected Mudcat as consequences can vary and result in greivous bodily harm. When you fuck a mudcat, be sure to tie her hands behind her head prior to intercourse to ensure she doesn't steal your wallet.

"Hey baz I fucked this Mudcat last night that had a head like a kicked in shit tin."

OR

"I think I lost my wallet again last night Tom"

"Don't tell me you fucked another Mudcat Roger"

by Azza-God October 06, 2006

Mudcat

When having anal sex, pulling the penis out and having your partner use their mouth to polish your shaft

Ya, I gave him the mudcat.

by kerb? November 16, 2009

MUDCAT

A white girl or woman who strictly dates blacks.

wow randall look at that girl over there she is hot. we dont have a chance though she is a mudcat and doesnt like white boys

by john e anderson April 29, 2007

Mudcatting

When a man deficates in a womans vagina and she stands up and poops it out on the mans chest.

We are going mudcatting tonight.

by Ct February 02, 2017

mudcat charlie

Someone who does not get an inside joke

He won't get it cause he's a Mudcat Charlie! outsider tag along coat tail rider

by MastaT April 10, 2016