MudCake

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A mudcake is an action while during intercourse the male proceeds to drop a steaming hot dump on the females stomach and then ejaculates onto it to imitate putting icing on a cake.

Person 1: Dude I made a fat MudCake on my girls back yesterday

Person 2: Yooo that's actually insane!

MudCake by Long Dong Big Wong December 22, 2019

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mudcake

when you fuck someone in the ass and cum, then lick their butt crack, suck the juices out, and then kiss them

Mike and Mark like to mudcake each other every night before they hit the showers...........then during the shower as well.

mudcake by fghd November 24, 2003

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mudcake

A heavier version of the humble cupcake, requiring the mudcaker to position their fart-factory as close to the mouth of the mudcakee as possible before blasting an air biscuit. Easiest to achieve when the victim is sleeping, though more satisfying when they know it's happened.

Dude Tim just mudcaked me, it's so heavy and rich!

mudcake by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

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Chocolate MudCake

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.

John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

Chocolate MudCake by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011

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Strawberry Mudcake

Punching a person in their nose, then taking a dump on their face

"This bitch used her teeth on me, so I gave her a strawberry mudcake!"

Origin North Shore, Sydney

Strawberry Mudcake by Dirty Fkr April 17, 2009

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frosted mudcake

A poo covered in cum after anal sex.

Thanks, I'll be passing frosted mudcakes all week!

frosted mudcake by sjc13 September 12, 2013

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Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

Salty Mudcake by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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