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Muck her barn 

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.
After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn
Muck her barn by J. Kloos December 4, 2013

muck the barn 

to give oral sex to a woman
He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.
muck the barn by Paul February 16, 2005

muck my barn 

Travis Scott: I love you

Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy
muck my barn by nukchung October 2, 2017

Muck Your Barn 

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck
Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.
Muck Your Barn by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013

Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.
Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026