MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.

MuM D is the nickname I would give john

MuM D by IamDontai November 23, 2021

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mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them

Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!

mum drag by RugbyChris February 6, 2017

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When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

mum died by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

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When you are simply too cool for ur mum gay.Its obviously much more effective because it rhymes.Used by only the greatest intellectuals

Guy:Lel ur mum gay
Me an intellectual:Ur mum dum
Guy:NANI?!

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when you drill the fuck out if somoness mun

my dad is such a mum driller she cant walk straight

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Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

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A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)

Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster

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