Mrvalentine 

a man who sends a valentine card to every woman he knows hoping he will score ... If he sends out 100 valentine cards he hopes one will stick

Can you believe Mrvalentine sent out 100 valentines cards to 100 woman hopeing he would score with one of those women

Mrvalentine by jjwhite0222 February 5, 2010

Vickey Malentine 

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

Vickey Malentine by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

mrnovalentine 

A gmod tiktoker that likes Luigi spinning on a chair for some reason

Me: “Mrnovalentine posted another video of that Luigi guy”

Friend: “he needs help”

mrnovalentine by TheEpicGmodBoi (Sans) March 20, 2021

Malentines Day 

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Malentines Day 

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

Malentines Day by senorklein February 19, 2010

mrnovalentine 

A gmod tiktoker who for some reason likes Luigi spinning on a chair

Me: “MrNoValentine posted another Luigi spinning on a chair video”
Friend: “I’m calling the police.”

mrnovalentine by TheEpicGmodBoi (Sans) March 22, 2021

Malentines Day 

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.

Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?

Malentines Day by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024