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Mrs. Green 

a little tiny hobbit of a "teacher". really boring and uses "Change, Change!!!!!! too often
mrs. green says... no hats, caps, toques, hoods, no musical devices, cell phones, and NO GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Green by shitimatter November 8, 2019

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green

A really funny zoom with your teacher
Zoom calls with Mrs. Green are really funny!

Mrs.Greene 

A dictator who rules her class with an iron fist allowing for no happiness or fun at all times. She loves giving in class essays and putting children to tears, so she can collect and drink them.
I hate Mrs.Greene’s class, I’m always having to write essays.
Mrs.Greene by Bman98767 December 19, 2019

mrs greene

A very dumb person who uses a dildo every day and night
Yo did you hear about that Mrs greene who was moaning in the bath room
mrs greene by Mr dildoman March 8, 2017

Mrs.Greenley

Mrs.greenley is a heartwarming ass hole that’s fat and lazy but you also kinda want her pussy. She’s nice at times but at others she’s a low life loser that likes bookstores and usually she’s a ELA or a math teacher.
I really need Mrs.Greenley right now

mrs. greenback 

A money made women that Mr. Crabs made in an episode of Spongebob where he was locked in a safe.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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