The stupid ass math teacher who ruins all your happiness everyday.
He probably has a meth lab in his file cabinet and snorts cocaine before you come to class.
He gets bullied by the students and looks like he wants to overdose or take a toaster bath.
I really don't want to go to Mr. Fitz's class today!
Mr. Fitz is a spanish teacher at Iona Prep. Mr. Fitz is young as hell and he is straight out of Tulane College. He is a big Pelicans fan and is a virgin. He teaches Spanish and Geometry. Mr. Fitz was a STEP kid so he doesn’t know any of your core teachers, so don’t ask him. Mr. Fitz acts really seriously until the right moment comes, then he will show his age and will make an unfunny joke.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'