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60 year old bald white dude who teaches imaginary Spanish and is disrespectful as fuck. He is usually found hurting kids self esteem by bullying them. When administration walks in, he acts like an angel. He takes an hour to do a warmup and the students never learn anything. He gets in the kids personal life and makes fun of them for their disabilities. He makes every student heated.
Student: Mr.Barad, I can’t see.
Mr.Barad: where are your glasses?
Student: my mom can’t afford them.
Mr.Barad: your mom has to buy you glasses. I’m telling guidance. Social services will be visiting your mom.
Mr.Barad by Tea.sis October 23, 2018
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Mr. Barad 

Wears weird long socks 🧦. Warm ups usually take from 30- 50 minutes. He will roast you if you do anything. And always tells his students to not complain but complains himself every single day. Makes corny jokes that are not funny. Will say catch phrases that no one knows
Student: the board is too bright

Mr. Barad: at least something is.
Everyone in the class stares
Me barad: SKIP IT!
Mr. Barad by Me. Barad October 11, 2018
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