Mr. Wiley
Not to be confused with Megaman's arch rival, Dr. Wiley, the seemingly harmless Mr. Wiley should only be approached with extreme caution (when absolutely necessary). The following criminal attributes apply to Mr. Wiley, and contribute to his overall danger rating:
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.
- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.
- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.
*The cops were all over him, but he just busted a Mr. Wiley and vanished. Haven't seen him in days.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.
Mr. Wiley by LordDecius August 16, 2017