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Mr. Softeesex
The male penis when soft and flaccid.
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
#flaccid#soft cock
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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