Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut is where you take a giant shit with peanuts in it, has a unbreathable odor, and floats.

Lori D. had a 3:00pm meeting with Mr. Peanut in stall #3.

by icantbreathe August 4, 2008

Mr. Peanut's Nuts

All it is is Mr. Peanut's balls

Ohhhh Boyyyyy, Mr. Peanut's Nuts look so delicious.

by Mr. Survivor March 10, 2021

Mr Peanut

Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.

"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024

The Mr.Penut

The sexual act of taking your scrotum and glueing small glasses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. Then lay your scrotum in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying "want some nuts?"

Dude!, I gave your mom The Mr.Penut lastnight

by harrypotheadmanman November 25, 2010

mr Peanutbutter

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

by Passing on joe June 12, 2021

The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"

Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!

by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010