Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.

"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."

Mr Peanut by billebllunt December 9, 2013

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mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

mr peanut butter by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024

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The Mr.Penut

The sexual act of taking your scrotum and glueing small glasses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. Then lay your scrotum in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying "want some nuts?"

Dude!, I gave your mom The Mr.Penut lastnight

The Mr.Penut by harrypotheadmanman November 25, 2010

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mr Peanutbutter

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

mr Peanutbutter by Passing on joe June 12, 2021

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The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"

Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!

The Mr.Penut by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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