Mr. Met
Mr. Met by giantdingdong December 5, 2021
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Mr.Met
The Proud mascot of the New York City Metropolitans. An extrememely popular baseball mascot seen in commercials, T.V shows and Movies. There is rumored to be a movie based on Mr.Mets life. From his tragic upbringing as a piece of raw hide... to his beginings in baseball as being a batting practice ball... to his eventual succes as being the most loveable mascot figure around. Comming in May 2006... "A Dance ontop of the dugout" Rated R
Guy 1: Mr. Met should take a bat to Jeters knee cap...
Guy 2: i totaly agree....
Dude: That Mr.Met movie so rocked.... especially when Mr.Met would turn green and start beating the shit outta everyone...
Dudette: Umm, I think Your thinking of the Hulk...
Dude: o... then what was the Mr.Met movie about
Dudette:when he said "say hello to my little friend" then shot and pissed on steinbreiner...rember? :-)
Dude: o yea!! That was way better than the hulk!
Martin: Mr.Met is my hero, he saved me from a burning building... as in im such a loser that i forgot how to run out of the house to safety.
Guy 2: i totaly agree....
Dude: That Mr.Met movie so rocked.... especially when Mr.Met would turn green and start beating the shit outta everyone...
Dudette: Umm, I think Your thinking of the Hulk...
Dude: o... then what was the Mr.Met movie about
Dudette:when he said "say hello to my little friend" then shot and pissed on steinbreiner...rember? :-)
Dude: o yea!! That was way better than the hulk!
Martin: Mr.Met is my hero, he saved me from a burning building... as in im such a loser that i forgot how to run out of the house to safety.
Mr.Met by Met Sympathizer February 24, 2006
Related Words
Mr.Met • the Mr. Voice method • Mr.Krabs • mr t • mr • Mr Producer • mr. bean • mr. clean • mr. Bo-Jangles • mr brown
the Mr. Voice method
the Mr. Voice method is when you ragebait f1nn for saying contreversial things that i dare not describe. its only to be used to do justice. for the sake of the world. never. release. f1nn
the Mr. Voice method by Mr. Voice October 28, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable