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Mr. House 

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.
1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.
Mr. House by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023
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Mr. Halfway House 

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Mr. Halfway House by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010

mr.pringles house 

this word is used in the goofy ahh videos (quandale dingle) what it means its simple : quandale goes to mr pringe aka the guy (gay) on the pringle box which has more plastic in it than the chips... . THat explains all the ppl saying it means something else. quandale goes to mr pringle house
i gone to mr.pringles house and got violated

Mr. Horse 

One of the great politicians, phsychiartrists, war veterans, Infomercial volenteers, and altogether a great American icon.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. No sir.. I don't like it..

-Mr. Horse
Mr. Horse by Ytsejam September 6, 2008

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) 

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

Mr.Horse 

Is a person on it's own for men who either got a big penis, some good dick or both.
Phat Ma cant wait to see Mr.Horse
I'm about to go link up with Mr.Horse and his owner.
Mr.Horse by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024

Mr.Horse 

Is a person on it's own for men who either got a big penis, some good dick or both.
Phat Ma cant wait to see Mr.Horse
I'm about to go link up with Mr.Horse and his owner.
Mr.Horse by TheStylishMuva January 24, 2024
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