Mr. Hair 

This is a term used to describe a random, out of place, unsightly hair. For example, one long eyebrow hair on an older man, a long dark hair on a woman's chin, or a darker hair growing out of a mole. Any single hair that is obvious and out of place where it is growing.

Etymology: 'Mr. Hair' was originally used by two high school girls in the early to mid-70's in Elgin, IL. The word was then passed down the family tree and eminated to other states in the US like IA and NC.

Dee: Laur, do you um, have hair around your nipples at all?
Laurie: (laughter) No, why?
Dee: Well, I mean, not any?
Laurie: No, why? (exposure of said area) Oh...uh, you have to take care of him. Wow.
Dee: Yeah.
Laurie: Go grab some tweezers and let Mr. Hair go on a wild adventure with the trash.

Mr. Hair by KerriBeth January 20, 2008

mr. hair gel over-geller 

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius

Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.

mr. hair gel over-geller by kellsers December 17, 2006

Mr Cameron hair line 

The mr cameron hair line is very rare and resembles the McDonalds logo and is usually comon with English teachers in there early 20s

Ohh he has a mr cameron hair line

Mr Cameron hair line by Khardacre77 April 20, 2021

Mr. HairHandPencilTable

The bestest of the best when it comes to shooter games. They love to help out people below them and team up so they can win. Their first name is still unknown though one theory suggests that it is "Seb"

I am uhh.. Mr... Hair, hand, pencil table.. That;s him! Mr. HairHandPencilTable

Mr. HairHandPencilTable by Rogerbrovo November 21, 2025