A literal thiccy with curves curvier than a loop the loop. He’s so fit he could melt through the ground and the equator. He’s also an absolute gamer and either welsh or English but if he’s english he’s a hoe. If he’s welsh he’s the best person meetable.
Wow look that’s mr Davis he’s so fit wow omg I literally just died ouch he’s so fit look at that ass tho damn he is like Kim k but real wow omg wow
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.