Mr. Bates Share definition Flag when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is. Is Mr. Bates at this table? Mr. Bates by Meepster May 30, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Mr. Bates mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch