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the best search engine to find google.
Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.
by Meepster March 17, 2015

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A
it's an island in Norway. (Å is the actual spelling)
Dude 1: Where did you go for spring break?
Dude 2: Å
by Meepster March 18, 2015

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a fat, grey, magical, UNICORN
I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.
by Meepster April 04, 2015

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the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.
The llama is my favorite animal.
by Meepster April 04, 2015

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they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?
I just got kicked in the balls.
by Meepster March 18, 2015

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pi
the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227
I really want to eat pi right now!
by Meepster April 01, 2015

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when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
by Meepster May 27, 2015

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