a middle aged white man who can’t teach a class and smells like cheese and will probably make you tardy because he slammed the door in your face

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

a big smelly middle aged white man who smells like cheese whose surprisingly married and whose nipples poke out of his shirt every class