CLOSED 

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

CLOSED by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

closed 

When something or someone is done in an annoying way

I asked blah blah to do blah blah but they didn't get it ! Closed

closed by 2 May 5, 2019

closed 

This is very similar to 'owned'.

A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.

It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.

- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.

closed by Chioniso June 1, 2007

closed 

Missing a loved one

Closed We are closed and I truly appreciate the time shared with my great cousin
Emphasize

closed by Hearse November 27, 2021

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

closed fist royale by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Closed Species 

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020