CLOSED
The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.
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closed
This is very similar to 'owned'.
A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.
It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.
A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.
It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.
- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.
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closed fist royale
This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
closed fist royale by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015
Closed Faptioning
Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Closed Species
When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!
Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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