Mr Woody
Mr Woody by Elbert McBaath August 5, 2011
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Mr wood
A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay
kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*
Mr wood by a hoes mad June 15, 2019
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Mr Wood
Mr Wood by dilf_lover December 5, 2021
Mr wood
mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.
Mr wood by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018
Mr wood
A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Mr wood by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
Mr Wood
tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.
Mr Wood by dilf_lover November 24, 2021
Mr. Wood
Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
Mr. Wood by scitechians August 5, 2008
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