Mr Woody 

another name for a boner

dude she was so hot as soon as i saw her i had mr woody in my pants again

Mr Woody by Elbert McBaath August 5, 2011

Mr wood 

A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay

kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*

Mr wood by a hoes mad June 15, 2019

Mr Wood 

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

Mr Wood by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Mr wood 

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

Mr wood by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

Mr wood 

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.

Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood

Mr wood by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020

Mr Wood 

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.

mr wood is so hot

Mr Wood by dilf_lover November 24, 2021

Mr. Wood 

Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe

mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.

they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.

Wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a Mr. Wood!

Mr. Wood by scitechians August 5, 2008