mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

mr hardy by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

Mr Hardy

Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry

Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket

Mr Hardy by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

mr hardy

that one science teacher thats way too familiar with how kidnappers keep kids quiet

person a: yo did you hear about mr hardy the other day
person b: guess we know how he got his name

mr hardy by poggersgaylord September 11, 2021

mr.hardy 

A name for a penis that is erect. A good name for a person that always have an erection.

*a man walks by erect* Hey everybody, look! It's mr.hardy! or; Hey babe, you want to meet mr.hardy? That guy LOVES to party!

mr.hardy by willie989 January 18, 2010

Mr Handyman 

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

Mr Handyman by handywoman June 30, 2011

Mr. Handy 

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.

Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!

Mr. Handy by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023

Mr. Rodger's handy 

where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.

Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!

Mr. Rodger's handy by Steel mill rat July 25, 2019