Mr Hardy

Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry

Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 28, 2021

Isaac

all round SPECIMEN. he is good at running and pick up lines. this is one that he frequently uses to bed baddies: hey girl, we should role play toy story; you can be buzz lightyear because I've already got this woody

Girl 1: Who is Isaac
Isaac: :(
its always "who is Isaac" not "how is Isaac"

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

The Josh James Special

When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women

Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

BEHZ

THE MANLIEST MAN YOU WILL EVER SEE! HE HAS A MASSIVE PENIS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!

Girl 1: omg i got railed last night
Girl 2: was it by behz?
girl 1: no
girl 2: then u haven't been properly railed

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021