Moybesity 

noun

A rare medical disorder involving all digested foods going to ones penis, resulting in lanky figure

"Damn that skinny ass nigga has Moybesity"

Moybesity by SuperDickBlackUwUmeow January 20, 2020

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

mobesity scooter by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Morbesity 

Two men having sexual intercourse in lard.

Dude that new morbesity porno was off the chizzane.

Morbesity by Jamie Hernendez & Britany Andrews October 27, 2006

Mobesity 

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."

When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.

Mobesity by King Fezzi March 24, 2017

Maybesitter

Your niece, friends’ daughter, or kid on block who may or may not be ready to babysit for you.

Dad: “If we can’t get someone to watch the kids that night we could try the Maybesitter.”

Mom: “Hmmm, let me see if we can re-schedule”.

Maybesitter by Strommy June 17, 2018

Mobesity 

obesemomjustfat

My girlfriend ate so mush last night. My mom asked if she was pregnant, i think she has mobesity!

Mobesity by CronusMakesMemes June 13, 2018

morbisity 

a portmanteau of morbid obesity. used as a noun.

Man, you seen Jack? He got morbisity!

morbisity by OccamsRzr August 7, 2011