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Man, you seen Jack? He got morbisity!
by OccamsRzr August 8, 2011
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A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions
Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?
by OccamsRzr April 24, 2020
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