morbisity

a portmanteau of morbid obesity. used as a noun.
Man, you seen Jack? He got morbisity!
by OccamsRzr August 08, 2011
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Zamboni

A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions
Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?
by OccamsRzr April 24, 2020
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Couple Kink

A kink or fetish a couple shares
MY GFs and my couple kink is creampies
by OccamsRzr April 24, 2020
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