Moving Furniture 

The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.

“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”

Moving Furniture by ottoh May 1, 2013

moving furniture 

'Moving funiture' is a way to tell your buddys that you had sex with a hot girl friend after helping her to move house. In other words boasting to your buddys in the bar afterwards by saying "She really like moving" or "we moved the the funiture six times when I help her move in."

Alex:"Last night I helped Elizabeth move."
Graham: "How did it go?"
Alex: "We were moving furniture all night,six times in all! It made saturday at work so hard."
Graham: "Six times in one night you greedy bastard. I am glad work sucked."

moving furniture by littel Jon March 6, 2007

moving furniture 

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

moving furniture by NA123 July 20, 2008

moving furniture 

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

moving furniture by so cool dude May 9, 2009

furniture moving

A metaphore for fighting

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.

furniture moving by GreyLadi July 7, 2011

Moving the furniture 

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

Moving the furniture by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Movin’ Furniture 

When a dude is bent over a couch and getting ass ponded so hard, the couch gets moved around the room, along with any other furniture in the way

Tito: Lynch hurt his back and isn’t going to play frisbee golf?
John: How’d he do that?
Tito: His boyfriend was pounding him so hard it knocked something loose.
Lynch: Ya, he moved my couch from one side of the house to the other. He was really movin’ furniture.

-The names have been changed to protect the victims.

Movin’ Furniture by T-rash May 12, 2022