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Mouthhump 

Superb blowjob that makes the vagina pretty redundant
No need to go near the vaginaraptor, she mouthhumps like a pro
Mouthhump by Sir Fist August 15, 2010
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Mouthdump 

slang for throwing up. Vomit. Throwing up is the direct opposite of taking an ass dump
"Had the flu all week and had to take numerous mouthdumps in the toilet"

"Did he just take a mouthdump on the curb?"
Mouthdump by Dsaster October 2, 2009

Mouthhug 

The act of giving oral pleasure(fellatio, cunnilingus) to someone's genitalia whether it be male or female. Sometimes it can mean to passionately kiss someone with lots of tongue.
Hey Sara how would you like to give me a mouthhug!
Mouthhug by eclipsehome May 27, 2009

mouthhugger 

loves to hug with their mouth, specifically women named heather
Heather is such a mouthhugger
mouthhugger by Bamf__31 June 17, 2019

MOUTHHUG 

WHAT A DAY I HAVE HAD, GOING HOME FOR A MOUTHHUG AND SLEEP
MOUTHHUG by Merky37 December 9, 2021

Mouthhug 

A mouthhug, when being precise, shall be known as thus:

"Hey Margaret!"
"Yes Eric?"
"Hey, I heard that you like to have dicks in your mouth."
"Why yes, Eric, I do."
"But do you loooove dicks in your mouth?"
"Eric, I absolutely love the dicks when they are in my mouth."

Boys and girls, Margaret (not all Margaret's, of course), is demonstrating the very definition of "mouthhug". Not just to the placement of a penis within a mouth, but to actually also have concern, for the experience for the penis (when in the oral cavity), and taking upon oneself a responsibility for giving great care, love even, if you will, and providing the very best stimulative experience for he who has his penis in the oral cavity of the one who provides the mouthhug.

Mouthhug.
"Margaret?"
"Yes Eric?"
"Can I have a hug?"
"Eric, you're very sweet, of course you can have a hug. I love you Eric."

And Margaret leans in for the hug.

"Babe, what are you doing? I meant for the other."
"Eric, I'm more than happy to give you a mouthhug."

And Eric then proceeds to the unzipping, at which point, Margaret, slurps on Eric's penis, with great care.
Mouthhug by astramagus November 11, 2022

Mouthhug 

Politically correct term for slobbering on a cigarette/joint
Whenever we all get together and smoke one, there is always one person that mouthhugs it .
Mouthhug by Andy Web March 26, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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