Mouth-wrestle
Mouth-wrestle by Hatchet-Face October 27, 2012
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Mouth Wrestled
I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
Mouth Wrestled by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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