Moustache Man 

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.

Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"

Moustache Man by M2million December 10, 2006

Moustache Man 

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

Moustache Man by Watson221b May 17, 2011

no-no german mustache man 

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

no-no german mustache man by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

funny mustache man 

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

funny mustache man by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

Mr. Mustache Man 

A man with a mustache.

See Jly

Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.

Mr. Mustache Man by J-dawg shizzle September 1, 2009

mustache man 

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

mustache man by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004

Mustache Man 

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

Mustache Man by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023