Mount Carmel 

The lamest Catholic school in the world full of mostly sluts and hoodlums.
Student population: 63, slut population: 60.
Consists only of caucasian students, yet so ghetto that it's ceiling crumbles whenever the seasons change.
So out of control even the nuns left.
The boys are so gayy, they dont even have sports teams. And the girls kick ass.

"Ohh, those M.C girls is hella whack"


"If your 16 and prego, you most likely attend Mount Carmel Catholic High School"


"Rarely do you find hott people, theres like 5 in the whole school."

"If your fat or pregnant you must go to MC."

Mount Carmel by fab5 April 3, 2009

Mount Carmel 

If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.

Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.

If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.

Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro

Mount Carmel by kingkek December 20, 2017

Mount Carmel High School 

A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.

“What did you learn today, son?”

“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”

Mount Carmel High School by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

mount carmel high school 

A ghetto psychiatric ward filled with non-athletic retards with "swag" and no future. So basically a homeless shelter that gives out homework.

Damn that kid has swag. Yeah he's from mount carmel high school.

mount carmel high school by Choad Grass April 19, 2014

Mount Carmel West 

A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!

"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"

Mount Carmel West by Chaosss! June 21, 2009

mount carmel college 

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

mount carmel college by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020

Mount Carmel Christian 

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.

Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.

Mount Carmel Christian by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022