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mojan
Mojan is a persian name, she's hot,loves to do crazy things with her friends. She's nice and caring at times, she can be mean when she wants to be.But at times she's very loving and a great friend. She's also athletic and out going even though it might not seem like it. She loves her friends through thick and thin and she will be there for them no matter what.
Gosh your such a mojan.
mojan by 1353nikki2333 December 15, 2013
Mojang
Gamer 1: Dammit!
Gamer 2: What happened?
Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?
Gamer 2: What happened?
Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?
Mojang by Creeperssuck5150 April 27, 2012
morjana
Morjana is one of the most outgoing, brave people you will ever meet. She isn’t afraid of what people say of her and she can switch moods very easily. She is very relatable and comes off as a bitch but really is a very good human being/friend. She likes helping people and is always up for a challenge.
morjana by whooperrrdde June 3, 2018
'Pulling a Mojang'
1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.
2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.
'Pulling a Mojang' by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021
Moulan Yan
You gold teeth gold chain wearin', fried chicken and biscuit eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, bigthigh, fast-runnin', three hundred sixty degree basketball dunkin' spade Moulan Yan.
Moulan Yan by killamon October 4, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"