Do you remember that mousy girl, Erin? She was the extra shy one with glasses that sat in the back of our third period English class. The girl that always looked at her feet, and barely ever said a word to anyone. She owns some hotshot law-firm now and drives a Porsche.
The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)