Motlette

Originating in Motueka in the North of New Zealand’s South Island, a Motlette is an aberration of the culinary world, generally created with eggs and the cheapest brand of two minute noodles. The name originates from an illiterate Motueka local who dropped his omelette recipe in his noodles. Motueka locals sometimes have a “Motlette sans eggs”, most people would just call this noodles. The Motlette is the inferior cousin of the Kaiklette.

Dan: I might have a Motlette for dinner. Would you like one?
Clint: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.

by dangermax July 18, 2019

moulette

1. the moulette is a stylized modern mullet, originating in Canada
it is essentially a curly combination of hat hair(in Canadian winters, hats are a must), the mullet and the famous hair swoosh (optional but encouraged).

wow greg has a far-out moulette eh?
oh yeah. fer sure. right on classic vintage jagr-esque flow"
"hey, wanna go watch hockey in my igloo while my snowmobile's in the shop?"
"oh yeah sounds gud."

by themagicmoulette February 25, 2011

Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

Momlette

When someone has a threesome with two MILF's.

Dude last night Those two MILF's gave me my first momlette, it was amazing.

by JB Webb January 15, 2014

molette

She the most kindest funniest girl you'll ever know. She gives the best advice during your ups and down. Always stick with her friends side and always defends them. She's the person that you'll always trust!

"Molette is too funny! Glad I'm her friend"

by Molette September 11, 2020

moolette

The extravagantly cool presence of a worshipped deity. This entity, rather presenting herself in form of a beautiful woman unbeknownst to mankind, is said to be of the highest regard to mankind and its life. The magnificence they carry is of kinds written about in tales of whimsy.

Moolette is my wife.

by wifeholic October 22, 2025