(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.
Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."
by PeeBee February 1, 2004
Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.
by swat1975 August 24, 2009
Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.
by bruntanng November 8, 2005
Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.
The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.
by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015
A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022