Ursula: music without bass is like eating without anything this is why we're friends.
Gabi: unless its acoustic music then it's ok
Ursula:there you go mothing it up again!

mothing by gabigoesrawr September 21, 2010

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mothing

The act of staring into the light of ones pda while in a place where one should otherwise be socializing, mingling, or engaging in conversation.

I found it quite offensive that my children were mothing while out to dinner with their grand parents last week.

mothing by bkdboca April 20, 2011

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Mothing

A group sex act where multiple men run around a singular woman in the center, often colliding full speed before retreating to the edge of the circle.

She keeps trying to invite me to her Mothing orgy but I don’t want to get headbutted again.

Mothing by QuarrySea May 28, 2018

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mothing

getting spit on by a frosmoth

"stop mothing on me."

mothing by brumbleman January 10, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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