mothing

creating holes in perfectly acceptable logic

Ursula: music without bass is like eating without anything this is why we're friends.
Gabi: unless its acoustic music then it's ok
Ursula:there you go mothing it up again!

by gabigoesrawr September 21, 2010

mothing

The act of staring into the light of ones pda while in a place where one should otherwise be socializing, mingling, or engaging in conversation.

I found it quite offensive that my children were mothing while out to dinner with their grand parents last week.

by bkdboca April 20, 2011

Mothing

A group sex act where multiple men run around a singular woman in the center, often colliding full speed before retreating to the edge of the circle.

She keeps trying to invite me to her Mothing orgy but I don’t want to get headbutted again.

by QuarrySea May 28, 2018

mothing

getting spit on by a frosmoth

"stop mothing on me."

by brumbleman January 10, 2023

Mothing

Seeking a place to visit at night, typically for the purposes of socialising or partying, by walking around looking for who has their lights on. Most typically an activity in Australian holiday shack communities.

Looks like Boris is out mothing again.

by Kelahbs January 1, 2026

Hawk Mothing

The consistent act of trying to get a threeso-- er, revive your dead wife.

Bro, will Gabriel have both Emilie AND Natalie. He's Hawk Mothing heavy...

by Consent Matters July 13, 2021

math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021