motards

Bad freeway drivers; retarded motorists; those drivers that got drivers' licenses in Cracker Jack boxes

I was going 85 mph when this MOTARD pulled in front of me going about 40 mph.

by mlmciii March 18, 2003

motards

Drivers from the state of Utah

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"

by vladimir December 19, 2004

Motards

Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.

I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!

by Chlamydia Forecast June 12, 2011

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

Motard

A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.

Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Mobtards

Proper Noun: Word replacement used to show someones dislike for the internet application game Mobsters.

Noun: naming of people who play mobsters online who show a lack of intelligence.

"i fucking hate Mobtards."

"i hate all the stupid mobtards on Mobsters"

by METAL BLOOD July 7, 2009