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fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....

"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

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mortaliles by muahahahah April 21, 2007

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Mortaliles

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted

*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc

Mortaliles by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007

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mortaliles • MORALLESS • mortalis • Mortalious • mortalised • mortalled

MORALLESS

mor.al.less MORALLESS

A moralless female lacking integrity.
Often named Edina.

Lacks family values.
Often a homewrecker.
A compulsive liar.

Edina is a moralless whore with no respect for herself or anyone else. She claims to have strong family values but has no problem trying to fuck a married man & destroying someone else's family.

MORALLESS by M I S S R E V E N G E ! June 25, 2018

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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008

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Mortalious

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".

I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.

Mortalious by Tinz100 October 26, 2011

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mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

mortalis by tyler August 13, 2003

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mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

mortalised by Hector67 June 15, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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