1.
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of
even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some
people find it really attractive that his
IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it
2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(
hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid
people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the
people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them