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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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Morning waffles

When you have sex in the morning and use the man’s cum as syrup
Morgan : yesterday my boyfriend made me morning waffles

Rebecca : wow that’s so cool I wish my boyfriend did that!
by reloadduos January 19, 2026
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