Morning Wide 

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

Morning Wide by fitzlad December 22, 2009

morningside heights 

What Columbia students call Harlem.

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.

morningside heights by tekmiester September 7, 2006

morningside 

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.

"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"

morningside by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008

Morningside middle school 

goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you

girl: what’s Morningside Middle school

boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school

Morningside middle school by raxkkzzz1 May 3, 2022

South Morningside Primary School 

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell

Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

South Morningside Primary School by LylacBoii December 2, 2019

Morningside blindshot 

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

Morningside blindshot by dikkietee October 9, 2008

Morningside Middle School 

Ratchet ass school👎👎

Girl: What is Morningside Middle School
Boy: a nasty, ghetto and ratchet school

Morningside Middle School by Yourfav.chi July 20, 2022